First Post

This is a first post. My first blog entry ever after decades on the internet. My beloved followers may be assured, though, that facebook and I will never be friends; nor is there any fear of being forced to read about my bowel movements in 140 characters or fewer. Or howeverthehell many it allows.

There is no purpose to this other than to give to the public the profundity of my thoughts. I cannot promise the posts will be interesting, informative or funny. I vaguely hope they'll each have one of those, but who knows? I may just end up telling you about my bowel movements in six paragraphs. And, if you're extremely lucky, in iambic pentameter.